So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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