Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Small penises have feelings too.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I checked into jail on foursquare
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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