i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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All the doctor said was why
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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