Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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