the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize