question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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