what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Are we still banned from the library?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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