Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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