i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
don't judge my taste in strippers
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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