i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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