She is in my trunk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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