Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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