that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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