I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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