If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Damn victory sex feels great
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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