WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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