I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
send nudes
from the living room?
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