drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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