everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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