why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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