Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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