Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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