if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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