My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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