I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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