ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I looked at my own cervix.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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