Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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