what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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