Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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