those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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