Yo dont text me then not text me
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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