How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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