this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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