There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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