Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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