he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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