Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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