Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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