Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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