they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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