It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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