Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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