i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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