Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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