So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm always down for nudity.
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