Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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