I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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