I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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