You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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