I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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